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Pickup Lines

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Assalamualaikum. Ever heard of pickup lines? Yeah. The ones guys use to get your number. There had been thousands of pickup lines created for this main reason. Check on the internet, you'll see. But then, these are the top 3 lines that actually made my smile.  It's extremely cheesy, yet adorable at the same time. Hey, I think the pickup line worked!

The #Belikeme Game

Assalamualaikum. Today, I saw an awesome app on Facebook, called the #Belikeme game. Basically, it's like a parody for the "Be like Bill" joke. These are a few funny ones that I got. This is [My Name]. [My Name]  is on Facebook. [My Name]  sees a contest about winning an Iphone in her newsfeed. [My Name]  doesn't like and share the photo, cause she isn't retarded. [My Name]  is smart. Be like  [My Name] . This is  [My Name] [My Name]  does not play Candy Crush. [My Name]  has her own life. [My Name]  is smart. Be like  [My Name] . This is  [My Name] . [My Name]' s friends are getting engaged or married. [My Name]  is single. [My Name]  just doesn't care. [My Name]  is smart. Be like  [My Name] . This is  [My Name] . [My Name]  is at a party. [My Name]  doesn't post 55 photos saying she's having fun. She knows you don't post pics if you are having fun. [My Name]  is smart. Be like  [My Name] . [My Name]  doesn't ask her

Feelings

Assalamualaikum. How do you tell someone that you're doing what's best for them when at the same time, you're hurting them? Is the pain even worth for what you're doing? Only time will tell. Why? Because time heals.