The #Belikeme Game

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Assalamualaikum.
Today, I saw an awesome app on Facebook, called the #Belikeme game.
Basically, it's like a parody for the "Be like Bill" joke.
These are a few funny ones that I got.

This is [My Name].
[My Name] is on Facebook.
[My Name] sees a contest about winning an Iphone in her newsfeed.
[My Name] doesn't like and share the photo, cause she isn't retarded.
[My Name] is smart.
Be like [My Name].

 This is [My Name]
[My Name] does not play Candy Crush.
[My Name] has her own life.
[My Name] is smart.
Be like [My Name].

 This is [My Name].
[My Name]'s friends are getting engaged or married.
[My Name] is single.
[My Name] just doesn't care.
[My Name] is smart.
Be like [My Name].

 This is [My Name].
[My Name] is at a party.
[My Name] doesn't post 55 photos saying she's having fun.
She knows you don't post pics if you are having fun.
[My Name] is smart.
Be like [My Name].

 [My Name] doesn't ask her Facebook friends to like her profile picture.
[My Name] doesn't want to be ridiculous.
[My Name] is smart.
Be like [My Name].

 This is [My Name].
[My Name]'s native language is not English.
Yet, [My Name] knows "your" is not the same as "you're" and [My Name] uses them correctly.
[My Name] is smart.
Be like [My Name].

Quite sarcastic aye.
Well, I guess that's is for now.
Buhbye!

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